Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Quotes and MoreêSCROLL DOWN for math quotes, jokes, brain teasers, puzzlers, and more! ê  Mathematics is the Queen of Science, and Arithmetic the Queen of Mathematics. ~C. F. Gauss If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. ~J. H. Poincare Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. ~Mickey Mouse Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper till you get the answer. ~Carl Sandburg, "Arithmetic" Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife - what's the answer to that? ~Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass Math is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. ~Anonymous It is easier to square a circle than to get round a mathematician. ~Augustus De Morgan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There is no failure except in no longer trying. -Elbert Hubbard If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. -Mary Kay Ash I've never made a mistake. I've only learned from experience. -Thomas A. Edison When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself -Plato All successful people have a goal. No one can get anywhere unless he knows where he wants to go. -Norman Vincent Peale The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. -Keanu Reeves Good is not good, where better is expected. -Thomas Fuller Never mind what others do; do better than yourself, beat your own record from day to day, and you are a success. -William J. H. Boetcker Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. -Thomas Jefferson Good is not good, where better is expected. -Thomas Fuller Every day you miss playing or practicing is one day longer it takes to be good. -Ben Hogan, Golfer If you do the best you can, you will find, nine times out of ten, that you have done as well as or better than anyone else. -William Feather Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. -Kenny Rogers We aim above the mark to hit the mark. -Ralph Waldo Emerson It's never crowded along the extra mile. -Dr. Wayne Dyer It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers. -James Thurber The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. -Alan Saporta Tell me, and I'll forget. Show me, and I may remember. Involve me, and I'll understand. -Native American Proverb We learn the rope of life by untying its knots. -Jean Toomer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Just for Laughs  Person 1: Knock Knock! Person 2: Who’s there? Person 1: Adam Person 2: Adam who? Person 1: Add them up. 2+2=4! Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9... Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. Question: Why didn’t 4 like 5? Answer: Because he was odd! Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems. Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat? A: Square meals! Q: Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? A: Class: At once! Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner? A: Because they already 8! Q: What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? A: Mothematics. Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi! Q: What did 0 say to the number 8? A: Nice belt. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Interesting Seeing isn’t always believing! Click here for optical illusions. NCES Kids' Zone- Math Teasers  BrainDen.com Puzzles, Riddles & Brain Teasers Click here BrainTeasers and Math Puzzles (Syvum) Click here |
